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Eminem - Trife Thieves Radio Freestyle
I'll shove a gun in your grill, greasy and heated
Smothered in hot mustard, so when I feed it to you it's easy to eat it
You need to be immediately treated while you're breathing
Or you'll be leavin the receiving room this evening with Jesus
You hate on us and we'll be waiting on eight corners
Swarming your hood with a thousand angry skateboarders
I hop in a jeep and slam on the gas and charge you
And bombard you in the car that your mom bought you
Mess around and get choked and found in a moat
Floating around drowned, face down in a boat
I'll pile five dudes in a Pinto and pull up
To the 7 Mile drive-through at McDonald's and piledrive you
I got the power to snatch a driver out of his Eddie Bauer
When he drives by me at 90 MPH
This place is my house I might as well erase my face with white out
Cause y'all can't see me like Mase's eyebrows
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Eminem - If I Don't Like You Freestyle
I'm renewing the staff after the inaugurals
And hiring all girls as interns
If I don't like you, I'll snatch you out of your mic booth
While you're rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
I'll take you straight to the pavement
Uppercut you, and scrape your face with a bracelet
Like a razor just shaved it
Three drinks and I'm ready to flash
Running on stage in a g-string, with a bee sting on my ass
It's probably ya'll ‘cause I ain't awkward at all
I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
And have a relapse after I just fought through withdrawal
Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll
The Bad & Evil movement is coming
Plus the music is pumping like a pill freak with a tube in his stomach
I write a rhyme a day
So it's no wonder how come your whole album
Is sounding like a bunch of shit that I would say
Whether it's one verse or one letter
I'll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun.. ever
It’s Slim Shady & Tony Touch, it’s only us
The rest of y'all are just stuck in the middle wit Monie Love
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Eminem - Keeping It Raw Freestyle
I'm keeping it raw, illegal like Maleek and Jamal
Cause I don't believe in the law, like I'm Steven Segal
Flippin off the police while I'm leaping a wall
Take some Tylenol and fall asleep in the mall
I got your little son, you'll be receiving a call
You're lucky this little punk still breathing at all
F the world, this is how I get even at y'all
Pop shit, get rolled up, and leave in a ball
I'll hit you in the mouth and sink your teeth in your jaw
You won't be able to eat shit, not even a malt
This lethal assault is giving you a reason to stall
Cocking this deuce deuce and I'm squeezing it off
The first burp and a fart, sniffle, sneeze and a cough
Gets your arm chewed off like you was teasing a dog
I'm cold enough and hot enough to freeze and unthaw
I kick my girl out in 10 degrees in a bra
You faggots turn yellow like the trees in the fall
I'm shitting on rappers (Where's Shady?) he's in the stall
All that's left of your niece is a piece of her doll
And all that's left of her puppy is a leash and paw
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Eminem - Chauvinist Pig Freestyle
Chauvinist pig, drove in this big Lincoln 'til it went over the bridge
Jumped out and dove in a ditch
Broke in a mobile home and stole the stove and the fridge
Kidnapped the parents and left a randsom note for the kids
I'ma go for your mids, here's a body blow for your ribs
While you clutching your stomach and falling all over your bitch
I know where you live, your girl showed me your crib
Unless she told me a fib, then I'ma have both of you did
Burning incense, facing a murder sentence
Under intense investigation for killing infants
While I sit in padded rooms doing shrooms
Having visions of dead pregnant women with brooms jabbed in they wombs
Slit your carpet and rugs and mess your apartment up
Sticking up Arbor Drugs and jumping in garbage trucks
I'm from the gritty slums that look like the city dumps
Give you a kidney punch and mug you to get me lunch
See me in the summer, laying up in the dumpster
With a hundred dollar jumper, smothered in Southern Comfort
Got my Slim Shady sticker on your mother's bumper
She came home screamin a bunch of motherfucker's jumped her
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Eminem - The Watcher Freestyle
Things just ain't the same for psychos
Guns and rifles, sharp knives, I like those
I might just O.D. by the end of tonight's show
With the right dose I might wipe out this light pole, but
The strangest things can happen from jabbin'
Pregnant women in the abdomen 'til they can't have children
Bitches get slapped up and drastic ass kicks
Gay-bashin' fags with tire irons and ratchets
I seen 'em come, I've watched 'em go
Versace (Whoa, hey!) Liberace (ho!)
I might of bashed somebody you probably know
Buncha faggots in your crib screamin' "It's not me! No!"
Drag 'em out the closet and across the flo'
Went and paid 'em a visit in the hospital
Stab 'em in the fuckin' tonsils with a popsicle stick
And sit back and watch 'em choke
'Cause every chair that I throw
People sue me for dough
They press charges on me
So I can’t fight anymo'
But every girl that I choke
I got lawyers I know
Who got judges they know
So I suggest you stay home
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Eminem - Phone Tap Freestyle
I'm ice grilling you, staring you down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem! You're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Slim, 'cause Shady is really a fake alias to save me with
In case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac with a cranium pack
Filled with more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head
Spasmatic, strapped to a craftmatic adjustable bed
Layed up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined, jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, IV full of Thai weed
Looking Chinese with my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins
That probably all depends on if I keep on killing my girlfriends
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Eminem - Brandy & Ma$e Diss
Hand me an eighth, beam me up and land me in space
I'ma sit on top of the world and spit on Brandy & Ma$e
I'm more than ill
Scarier than a white person trapped in a room with Lauryn Hill
Human horror film, but with a lot funnier plot
And people will fill me 'cause I'ma still be the mad rapper
Whether I got money or not
As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot
Ill be in a canoe paddling, making fun of your yacht
But I would like an award
For the best rapper to get 1 mic in The Source
And a wardrobe I can afford
Otherwise I might just end up back striking at Ford
And you wonder what the hell I need more Vicodin for?
Everybody's pissing me off
Even the No Limit tank looks like a middle finger sideways
Flipping me off
No wonder I'm a grave danger to my health
Why else would I kill you and jump in the grave and bury myself?
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Eminem - Freestyle W/ D12 In Basement
In my mind I'm a fighter, my heart's a lighter
My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up
Arsenic writer, author with arthiritis
Carpal tunnel, Marshall-will-start-shit-itis
Hard headed and hot headed, bull headed and pig headed
Dick headed, a prick, a big headache, I'm sick
Quick witted for every lyric spitted
There are 6 critics who wait for me to slip with it
So quick, this dynamite stick, bury the wick
It's gonna explode any minute, some lunatic lit it
And it's not Nelly, do not tell me to stop yelling
When I stop selling, I'll quit, so stop dwelling
I'm not felling, you fuckers are not ready
'Cause I got jelly, like Beyonce's pot belly
This is destiny, yes money I'm off running
So get off of me, I'm not slowing or softening
No apologies!
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Eminem - Kay Slay Love Me Freestyle
My music is soothing, but it's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of your car while it's moving
You've been waiting on this moment
My sermon is like an omen, I'm servin', I'm Eric Sermon
I saw the window was open and I jumped through it
My shit, if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it, rummage or find something
You can use to jump someone and roll up bumping
I'm constantly copping over you, squatting
Shit has gotten to the point where I aint even writing no more
I'm just jottin', this is chicken scratch
Shit is sickening, I've been kicking ass, off bullshit throwaway rhymes
Pick a batch, I live for the love of rap, you crazy?
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat, you Canibus then it's Dre's feec
You Kay Slay the fees waived
I stay beefing with J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazing him
Oops! I put it out, I apologize now, it's too late, G
It's on tape.. and the tape leaked!
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Eminem - Weed Lacer Freestyle
Weed lacer, '97 burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the Mercury Tracer
I'm on some loc ish,
Some fed up wit the being broke ish
I'm not to joke wit
Bitch, I don't sell crack, I smoke it
Having a coke fit and going through withdrawals daily
Shoot up with mescaline in front of my baby daughter Hailey
My brains dusted; I'm disgusted at all my habits
Too many aspirin tablets, empty medicine cabinets
Losing battles to wack rappers 'cause I'm always too blunted
Walkin' up in the cypher smokin', talkin' about, "Who want it?"
Thug and a crook; every drug in the book I've done it
My 9's at your brain, is that your chain? Run it
Crews die from an overdosage of excessive flavor
Aggressive nature got me stickin' you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mama's Acura, wrecked it and sold it back to her
Cruise in Nike jackets, escaped from psychiatrics
Told the nurse to save my bed for me
"I might be back Trick"
So barricade your entrance, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses
Chasing dips, take 'em on long vacation trips
Kid nappin' em' and trappin' em' in abusive relationships
Mess up your face and lips
Slit your stomach and watch your gut split
Gut you wit that razor that I use to shave my nuts with
Mama don't you cry, your son's too far gone
I'm so high, I don't even know what label I'm on
I'm messed up, I feel just like an over worked plumber
I'm sick of the crap, what's Jack Kevorkian's phone number?
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Eminem - Cage Diss Freestyle
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood dripping from it, ripping your stomach up from the waste up?
You talk a lot of junk, but you was never ill though
I'm strong enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows just for a joke and a laugh
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped it's neck and broke it in half
Waging wars, went on stage and sprayed +Cage+ with +Agent Orange+
Then whiped my ass with his page in Source
The demon is here, I'm steaming this year
I ripped Mystikal's voice box out and screamed in his ear
It's not a gimmick, trick it's an image, I live it
Give a damn? I don't know what a damn is to give it
Man, I don't think this guy's well, I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat while I'm swinging him buy his tail
I'll frickin! I'll frickin.. lay your nuts on the dresser
Just your nut sack by itself and bang them stuffs with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and glue your head right back and leave you like that
You just triggered a prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Christopher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat when your mother was breast feeding
And gave it a flesh eating disease
I'm iller than taking a hammer and beating your knees
And walking through South Central, LA bleeding in jeans
Flashing back to being shot and repeating the scene
On how you just got smoked
And if you do live you'll be too scared to tell it
Like a Biggie & Pac joke
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Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle (Feat. The Notorious B.I.G.)
Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
So how you feel about having another little brother?
Nasty motherfucker, talking like a trucker
Snatch your bitch up out your track, smacked her up and fucked her
Always talk shit high, smoking chocolate Thai
So ya'll can die, just for walking by giving an awkward eye
I've lost my mother-fricking marbles
Smelling like a brewery, jeweling at the way your jewelry sparkles
Head full of charcoals, smoked out brain particles
Burning holes in clothes articles
A retarded fool since I started school
Burn the weed before I learned to read, disregarded rules
Skipped the classes to blaze the blunt ashes
Kissing front dashes and smashing up cars like stunt crashes
Hall passes for rest rooms, chewing mushrooms
Doing rush fumes in the lunch room, looking nervous
Liquor in my thermos, hung with hermits
That carry guns without permits
Staring at the bitch with firm tits
Jacking off aiming straight for both lips when my sperm spits