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If I Don't Like You

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If I don’t like you, I’ll snatch you out of your mic booth
While you’re rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
I’ll take you straight to the pavement
Uppercut you, and scrape your face with a bracelet like a razor just shaved it

Trife Thieves Radio

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I'll pile five dudes in a Pinto and pull up
To the 7 Mile drive-through at McDonald's and piledrive you
I got the power to snatch a driver out of his Eddie Bauer
When he drives by me at 90 MPH

Keepin' It Raw

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You faggots turn yellow like the trees in the fall
I’m shitting on rappers (Where’s Shady?) he’s in the stall
All that’s left of your niece is a piece of her doll
And all that’s left of her puppy is a leash and paw

Middle Of The Kitchen

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Two dudes ran up and jumped out of a blue van
I looked down at the ground and picked up a huge branch
I swung it at the first dude, the other one with ‘em
Seen it snap so fast it looked like it broke before it hit ‘em

Chauvinist Pig

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Chauvinist pig, drove in this big Lincoln ’til it went over the bridge
Jumped out and dove in a ditch
Broke in a mobile home and stole the stove and the fridge
Kidnapped the parents and left a randsome note for the kids

The Watcher

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The strangest things can happen from jabbin’
Pregnant women in the abdomen ’til they can’t have children
Bitches get slapped up and drastic ass kicks
Gay-bashin’ fags with tire irons and ratchets

Light Speed

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I stay higher than racial tension, with a facial expression
Tensed up like I’m suffering from a case of nasal congestion
Eyes hazel complexion, beige, age still in question
Critics hate my tape, kids can’t wait for the next one

Phone Tap

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I’m ice grilling you, staring you down with a gremlin grin
I’m Eminem! You’re a fag in a women’s gym
I’m Slim, ’cause Shady is really a fake alias to save me with
In case I get chased by space aliens

Dissing Brandy & Ma$e

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Hand me an eighth, beam me up and land me in space
I’ma sit on top of the world and spit on Brandy & Ma$e
I’m more than ill
Scarier than a white person trapped in a room with Lauryn Hil

DJ Jazzy Jeff

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At birth I was born with the biggest middle finger on earth
The first time I went to stick it up the shit hurt
Moms wouldn't take me, the bitch still hates me
One day she said, "Go rake leaves," I said, "Make me!"

In The Basement With D12

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In my mind I’m a fighter, my heart’s a lighter
My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up
Arsenic writer, author with arthiritis
Carpal tunnel, Marshall-will-start-shit-itis

Love Me

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My music is soothing, but it’s also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of your car while it’s moving
You’ve been waiting on this moment
My sermon is like an omen, I’m servin’, I’m Eric Sermon
I saw the window was open and I jumped through it

Weed Lacer

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Crews die from an overdosage of excessive flavor
Aggressive nature got me stickin’ you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mama’s Acura, wrecked it and sold it back to her

Cage Diss

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Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood dripping from it, ripping your stomach up from the waste up?
You talk a lot of junk, but you was never ill though
I’m strong enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow

Wake Up Show Feat. Notorious B.I.G.

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Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
So how you feel about having another little brother?
Nasty motherfucker, talking like a trucker
Snatch your bitch up out your track, smacked her up and fucked her

Wake Up Show (Feat. Planet Asia)

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When I do pop pills, I keep my tube socks filled
And pop the same shit that got Tupac killed
Spit game to these hoes like a soap opera episode
And punch a bitch in the nose ’til her whole face explodes

It's Only Fair To Warn

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It’s only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that’ll bash you with a 2×4 board
And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4-door Ford