It’s Only Fair To Warn
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Eminem - It's Only Fair To Warn Freestyle
It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2x4 board
And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4-door Ford
But I'm more toward dropping an a capella
To chop a fella to mozzarella
Worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in a cellar, with your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia, while I'm standing next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your vein feeding you liquid Darvocet
Pumping you full of drugs, pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims, full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven
To Receiving, with the asses ripped out of they pants and given
A less than 20% chance in living
Have a possible placement as a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
Dr. Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you, while you scream, "I'm still alive!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through top of your scalp
And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department, I've hired an arson
To set fire to carpet and burn up your entire apartment
