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The Eminem Freestyle Hut |

An archive of every classic Eminem freestyle.

Wake Up Show (Feat. The Notorious B.I.G.)

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Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle (Feat. The Notorious B.I.G.)

Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
So how you feel about having another little brother?
Nasty motherfucker, talking like a trucker
Snatch your bitch up out your track, smacked her up and fucked her
Always talk shit high, smoking chocolate Thai
So ya'll can die, just for walking by giving an awkward eye
I've lost my mother-fricking marbles
Smelling like a brewery, jeweling at the way your jewelry sparkles
Head full of charcoals, smoked out brain particles
Burning holes in clothes articles
A retarded fool since I started school
Burn the weed before I learned to read, disregarded rules
Skipped the classes to blaze the blunt ashes
Kissing front dashes and smashing up cars like stunt crashes
Hall passes for rest rooms, chewing mushrooms
Doing rush fumes in the lunch room, looking nervous
Liquor in my thermos, hung with hermits
That carry guns without permits
Staring at the bitch with firm tits
Jacking off aiming straight for both lips when my sperm spits


Wake Up Show (Feat. Planet Asia)

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Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle (Feat. Planet Asia)


When I do pop pills, I keep my tube socks filled
And pop the same shit that got Tupac killed
Spit game to these hoes like a soap opera episode
And punch a bitch in the nose 'til her whole face explodes
There's 3 things I hate: girls, women and bitches
I'm that vicious, to walk up and drop kick bitches
They call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward
Stick figure with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg
Coming through the airport sluggish, walking on crutches
And hit a fucking pregnant bitch in the stomach with luggage
It's like a dream I can't snap out
I black out, I'm back out
Looking for someone 'of' to beat the 'crap out'
I'm bringing you rap singers 2 middle fingers
To flip you off in French then translate it in English
Then I'ma vanish from the face of this planet
And come back speaking so much Spanish
Pun can't even understand it